Penelope Cruz Is a Giant Turd

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…or at least she was for a few minutes on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Penelope said she and Johnny Depp are big fans of the animated show South Park- and, more specifically, the fictional character of Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.

So Johnny made a costume of the ( literally ) shitty role, and after losing an ( unspecified ) bet, Penelope had to wear the ’shitty’ outfit on set, much to Depp’s happiness:
”He was on the floor laughing and crying and he took a thousand pictures of me which I hope never come to light,” Cruz said.
Stars – they’re just like us! When it comes to poop jokes, anyway.
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